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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So like the first few seasons of silicon valley?

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's practically a documentary

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Some grad included unecessary libraries held over from them dorking around on a testbed that cost the company $40,000 and blew the code out tenfold

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Corbin@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to bring this one up. The least realistic part of Antitrust is how the antagonist is defeated, but the parts where somebody is impatiently waiting for javac to finish so that they can pack their .class files into a JAR, or typing in a list of IPv4 addresses one-by-one to see which one works, were painfully plausible.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=synJZAtH58E

when you rob a big tech company, but the employees are...

(that's the title of the video, the clickbait isn't me)

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/M1D2zTJhIss

That's the one for me, from Spider-Man no way home. Keep adding more stuff to a complex working until reality itself breaks.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not software, one my the reasons I dropped The Flash tv series was the speed at which the "techie" created new tech that would win anyone several noble prizes.

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

silicon valley tv series

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

As if, I, the programmer, will open a ticket for anything. Thats your job tester. Thats jour job PM. Im not putting this fire and I dont care if the company goes under because of it.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Black Mirrors Hated in the Nation makes fun of this briefly iirc

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Project Zero Dawn but it's funded by VCs

[–] Wizzard@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

The opening scene to Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation gives me work anxiety, with the Jeremy Renner as the manager who is shouting at the two people doing the work to work faster (repeatedly) and giving them directions but has no understanding of what they are doing. Then Cruise sweeps in with a new directive and it takes a few tries to get right, under an absurd deadline.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The app is 4 years behind schedule, and the endgame asteroid is still approaching.

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