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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

“Protect the top from what? Catapults? Bullets go in a straight line, dumbass.”

[–] FermiEstimate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

"It's a safety feature to reduce spalling!"

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 12 points 6 months ago

I laughed to hard at this

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why settle for BMP when you can have PNG?

Legacy hardware

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One veeeery well placed grenade later...

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Why even target? Just rain down some napalm and you have yourselves a BBQ pit.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

you have 70 dudes, just arm one with a baseball bat.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

So it's an Armored Budget Protector?

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What kind of fully armed soldiers? We will fight in the shade!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Time travel, nuclear carrier to Pearl harbor, or a PTS-M to Sparta?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

me, giving a PTS-M to Persia instead

The Persians were the good guys, the Spartans deserved to be massacred

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Give the weapons to the helots.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve never understood why those fucking losers, the Spartans , are so loved by modern people. “If” yeah, he fucking wrecked you you slaver oligarchy that was to fucking stupid to extend the franchise to more people to keep your shit system going.

Ok I do understand. Sparta basically maps to modern America pretty fucking well in the whole oligarchy and brutalized underclass situation.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

We love democratic (and homosexual) Thebes in this house!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Well that doesn't fit in with my time travel movie where 4.2857 PTS-M full of 70 well armed Spartans spill out and have an epic winning battle over the Persians.