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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Protect the top from what? Catapults? Bullets go in a straight line, dumbass.”

[–] FermiEstimate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

"It's a safety feature to reduce spalling!"

I laughed to hard at this

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why settle for BMP when you can have PNG?

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One veeeery well placed grenade later...

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Why even target? Just rain down some napalm and you have yourselves a BBQ pit.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

you have 70 dudes, just arm one with a baseball bat.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So it's an Armored Budget Protector?

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of fully armed soldiers? We will fight in the shade!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time travel, nuclear carrier to Pearl harbor, or a PTS-M to Sparta?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

me, giving a PTS-M to Persia instead

The Persians were the good guys, the Spartans deserved to be massacred

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give the weapons to the helots.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’ve never understood why those fucking losers, the Spartans , are so loved by modern people. “If” yeah, he fucking wrecked you you slaver oligarchy that was to fucking stupid to extend the franchise to more people to keep your shit system going.

Ok I do understand. Sparta basically maps to modern America pretty fucking well in the whole oligarchy and brutalized underclass situation.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We love democratic (and homosexual) Thebes in this house!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well that doesn't fit in with my time travel movie where 4.2857 PTS-M full of 70 well armed Spartans spill out and have an epic winning battle over the Persians.