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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

Every programming language has it's own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

“JavaScript” isn’t so bad with React + Next + Typescript + Lodash + …

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 days ago

If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

What if it was on purpose?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago

I wouldn't put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside.

Never a dull moment with those guys.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing.

Granted that's like one dude, but still. 😆

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago

if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like "just show me the clicks and clucks in the code"

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Like the cow one that's just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 27 points 2 days ago

Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

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[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Hol' up a minute

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago
[-] muhyb@programming.dev 38 points 2 days ago

There is also PHP

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[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I’ve been programming in typescript recently, and can I say. I fucking hate JavaScript and typescript. It’s such a pain so much odd behaviors.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 21 points 2 days ago

I like custom types and them being able to follow custom interfaces; it makes for great type safety that almost no other language can guarantee!

What I'm saying is I'm learning Rust.

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
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