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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

submitted 1 year ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

This one got me too.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] bam13302@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

read the community name friend

[–] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Join the isGlitch.com community! Put !isglitch@lemmy.world into the Lemmy instance of your choice.