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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] arc@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Could be worse, could be programming Javascript (or Typescript).

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I love javascript. Shit. Just. Works.

Even if you, the programmer, are a complete fucking moron, by god javascript will try to make your program run as long as possible.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Threads will literally punch you in the face

Like...through the monitor? How does that work? Is it an actual fist or some kind of mobile computer component?

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Just use c#

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