Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Make mine a double (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] SteveDinn@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre."

So he gives it to her.

[–] the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Two or three fingers?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I think there's a local microbrewery that makes a doppel called that.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 8 months ago

Bonus for double barrelling it.