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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Make no preparations for 2028. Any money you donate to campaigns is wasted money. Might as well keep it.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Guys, don't even try to fight back. Please just give up."

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 9 months ago

They have their shit together. This is how they operate. Next election will be more of exactly the same.

[–] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dems have tried ~~nothing~~ genocide and they're all out of ideas

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, if it didn't work this time, maybe it will later. There's always more brown people to murder for profit!

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