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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

okay guys hear me out. what if instead they gave all 80,000 butters to me. i’m one or the most lactose tolerant people i know, and i promise to put it all to good use.

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[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works -4 points 4 days ago (15 children)

If you can't tell the difference between BUTTER and wannbe butter, you're sad. And what is wrong with dairy?

If heffers don't get milked they can get mastitis and can be fatal to cows if not properly treated too

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think the argument here is we caused that problem

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago (5 children)

And what other solution would there be? Euthanasia?

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml -3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

But that's not true? Butter is only the fat (and some minerals) of the milk. So milk contains butter but butter contaibs no milk.

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