...and things that have not yet come to pass that joint Frodo are you listening man you're fadin' away gotta stay with it man ya know Frodo how far you think it is to Mordor man?...

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin some fuckin muscle.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You know what's cool about high school Hobbits? I keep getting older but they stay the same age...

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's a copy with fewer of the jpegs

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

And without the watermark from the person that inserted the JPEG’s. Nice.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You ever gaze into a palantír on weed?"

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, I could never get my palantir to inhale

[–] Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

"All shall love me and this pear"