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[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

it's really fucking with me that neither axis follows a progressive ordering so I'm going to post a fixed (debugged) version. EDIT: lmao this is the most fucked up, inconsistent alignment chart I've seen. here it is fixed:

everything -> sometimes -> nothing

know -> not sure -> don't know

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

haha nice work, that is an improvement :)

[–] 7eter@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago

There might be a bug in the labeling code here

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You doubled the "everything works, and I don't know why"

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 year ago

I, in fact, don't

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one's not sure why and the other is don't know

[–] Imnebuddy@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The center one is the same as the top right. I think the center is supposed to say "nothing works, I'm not sure why" to match the pattern with the rest.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

oh haha oops

[–] autoexec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does "it used to work, but now it doesn't, and I don't understand how it could ever have worked" fit in?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

haha can't believe I forgot that gem

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 6 points 1 year ago

Brain clot inducing labeling job here

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the "sometimes works, don't know why" is the most maddening, I love tearing my hair out just trying to get it to fail reliabily so I've got a single hint

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Any problem that's not repeatable is incredibly frustrating, and you're rarely sure if you've truly fixed it in the end.

[–] headerfile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i have so may questions; why are the top right and dead center duplicates? why do they have different images? why are the phrases inconsistent? why are the images and phrases distributed at random? how did you miss this?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the best thing about memes is that anybody can take it and remix it to make it better :)

[–] Blessthisiummunity@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

One thing, I don't know why