
Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.
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Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.
As i don’t have twitter (but i must post): hey, shitlibs, was it worth it to debase yourself so thoroughly, huh?
This has to be the most meandering, shitposty, incomprehensible, low energy victory speech there ever was
"So where we all fleeing to?
Any countries with McDonalds and subsidized insurance for my emotional support Iguana?"
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Tommy needy drinky
Imagine losing to this guy

Wow, right now the NYT says every swing state leans Trump to some extent. I thought whoever won, it would be a squeaker. Somehow the CHUDs might have stumbled ass-backwards into a correct prediction of a Trump landslide. Harris is such a bad politician.

Apparently ~240 million people are eligible to vote in
which surprises me that more than 50% of people showed up. Also 30 million more people abstained from voting than either candidate got 
Maybe it’s me, but I think aggressively campaigning with a Republican who is the daughter of one of the most hated men in America is NOT a winning strategy for getting your Dem base voters to come out and vote for you. But I’m just a commie on the internet, what do I know…
ThE nEeDlE is now leaning 68% trump
Brothers will fight and kill each other,
sisters' children will defile kinship.
It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife
—an axe age, a sword age —shields are riven—
a wind age, a wolf age— before the world goes headlong.
No man will have mercy on another.
As write this post, Skibibdi Biden is writing another $20 trillion dollar check to Israel and Harris and Hilldawg are crying in each others arms