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Shh...nobody tell him.
I park way out, and sometimes park next to a nice looking car thinking "neither of us would door ding the other."
Some people just like to watch the world burn. Had a friend that would park next to people out in BFE. I asked them “why” and he said “no real reason, I just like pissing them off”… not really friends with him anymore.
Turn off location sharing on Google maps. You have your location shared with everyone and Google marks your location as good parking.
You missed the joke.
Actually, they continued the joke.
On a re-read, you're correct. I accept my loss.
Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.
He's onto us.
You have an app? You're saying I've been following them around for no reason?
There was en email blast a few months back with a link to the discord. The link to the GitHub is on there.
I told you guys not to do it every time. It's gotta seem random.
He is just so awkward. It is like the antithesis of a bald eagle soaring majestically.
I may be one of these people. At least for the more obscure places, the highway pullouts and national forests and things, if I see another person parked there, I’ll typically park next to them. Safety in numbers, the more people parked in a turnout, the more legitimate it looks to park there
They mean put some space between you.
Post doesn't complain about them parking super close so as to make opening the door difficult.
I agree with the other commenter. Parking next to someone makes it look more legitimate. Or perhaps that person knows better where it is legal to park.
Parking should follow urinal rules. Never use the stall right next to someone else unless it is the only remaining option. And especially if there is only one person at the urinals so far...
True for clearly marked spaces and urinals.
What's dogging without an audience?
It’s in your car. Just bike there.
What maps app are you using that doesn't do this natively?
Did you get half way through and assume what the rest of the post must say and skip reading it? It seems like you answered a completely different question than the actual joke that was posted.
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