But.. we already did it?

Really, it just takes an infinite amount of monkeys one time.

The author is so stupid, the monkey will of old age long before the universe ends.

Use infinite monkeys.

If a tree folds in the forest and there's no one there to hear it does it make a sound?

For this experiment scientists recruited Gilbert, no one really pays much attention to him, and it's assumed the universe won't either.

Seems to not understand the thought experiment which is a way to contemplate infinity.

An ape could though.

Maybe it's becaue scientists have very poor imagination of the universe.

Their assumptions must be wrong. They do not account for the most basic principle of the universe, "the show must go on."

They are, however, exceptionally adept at political speechwriting.

Let's use our braincells to fix real problems first. Like pants that don't stretch.

This must be a very important question to whoever keeps funding these studies.