"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"
For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:
Origin:
They resemble rabbits due to convergent evolution
Viscacha or vizcacha (UK: /vɪˈskætʃə/, US: /vɪˈskɑːtʃə/) are rodents of two genera (Lagidium and Lagostomus) in the family Chinchillidae. They are native to South America and convergently resemble rabbits
"Please, no photos. I am le tired." -Viscacha
Look at that styling mustache
Me: 'Nother hit off the bong, Viscacha?
Viscacha (sleepily): nah, I'm good
I would think chinchillas would be more closely related to squirrels, than to rabbits.
Three finger salute = “I got this nap, don’t worry.”
He is friend and sometimes dinner I love him
very cute ^_^❤️
"""Don't trust your lying eyes"""
despite what The Party wants me to believe, I know that that's a rabbit
Esquilax.
Preparing for the end of chicken, McDonald's has created a brand new fully obese animal! The MacViscachaGordita! All new at Taco Bello! Quiero vizcacha!
Looks like Snoop Dogg to me