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Anon needs tips. (discuss.online)
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[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 5 days ago

Fake: anon has a female friend

Gay: anon likes the tip

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago

SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 21 points 5 days ago

Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 35 points 5 days ago

shut up nerd

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 5 days ago

You're a non-human person?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

There are no robots on the Internet

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

 Do you want to get down?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Hello fellow human being! How do you do?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Sure, I'd love to help with that!

To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying "I'm doing well, how are you?"

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

There are humans who don't understand human body language.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 34 points 5 days ago

*tries it on girl*

"Not me dummy!"

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

My friend would wait for an awkward silence and grab a boob. Life in the fast lane ๐Ÿ˜Ž

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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