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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 27 points 11 months ago

This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Sometimes we eat the onion long before it arrives.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.

Why would Trump ever worry about the law?

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He can't order anyone to force her until he's crowned by the Supreme Court.

Then he'll make it an Official Act.

[–] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 25 points 11 months ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's sad that I actually needed to check to see if this was an Onion article or not

[–] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Reads the title

Goes WTF

Goes back to reread the title in moderate disbelief

Notices the website is theonion

Fuck you onion, you almost had me the first time around!

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Had me for a second until I realized that he wouldn't know 18th-century law.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

I mean in his defense... This is an onion article after all. It's only mostly believable.

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

don't tell him about prima nocta....NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

wow, almost had me again!