Sorry, my irrational fear is gonna win out if I can't safely move it outside (without risk of it crawling on me) and my partner isn't home.

Ah, it looks like spiders are prepared for ze new world order.

Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they're outside or in the garage.