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[alt text: a tweet by @jessokfine on twitter. The tweet says, "Every time I talk about milk, I clarify 'not breastmilk.' It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable."]

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well unless its some vegan drink like almond milk, it most certainly is breastmilk.

[–] BarryZuckerkorn@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Define "breast." On the one hand, rows of nipples (cats and dogs) or multiple nipples from an udder (cows, elephants) don't really seem "breast" like.

And for sure platypus excretions from their skin, without nipples, is certainly not breast like.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Not nipple milk then? I'm not sure that's better...

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Is it booby-milk or udder-milk?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like nut milk. Preferably straight from the nuts.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

i'm gargling some right now!

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago