Bird arson

That was exactly what I wanted to hear said at every town hall, city council meeting, tv interview. It's that easy. Mr Masterson gives a master class in embarrassing stupid logic. Bravo!

If we don't win this November, Guatemalan immigrants are gonna come for your birds. And they're gonna set them on fire.

That whole thing was fucking amazing. I envy the composure to stay in character and on point the whole time. The attendees who kept laughing were the cherry on top.