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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 137 points 1 month ago

They work at Salesforce, that entire company is an exercise in bullshit.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 45 points 1 month ago

Looks to me like they work as a developer of the Salesforce platform for a company called Penrod.

Doesn’t make them any less of an idiot, but #justsayin

And yeah, Salesforce is a garbage fire of a company.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago

LOL, they’re hiring! Quick everyone, go and get a $160,000 job you’re not qualified for.

https://penrod.co/careers/senior-salesforce-consultant--5627204

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Penrod? What a phallic name!

[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

that would be a good name for a discreet vibrator

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

As someone in IT Security Architecture, most of colleagues are fucking morons. It's entirely possible she did just as well as they do.

Like, I had to teach one architect how NAT works. Dude at 10 years experience.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Tbf even if you're in IT, it's easy to forget the networking details if you don't deal with it regularly.

[-] Darkaga@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I did a few years in a Security Architecture role at a large enterprise. The amount of times I had to explain basic stuff to Enterprise Architects, Principal Engineers, and Principal developers with decades of experience was truly mind numbing.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago

Obviously a joke but a hilarious one.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Is this where everyone was clapping on the bus?

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

I want this sitcom

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
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