this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Easy solution: Switch to table UUIDs.

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

This could be why Obiwan wound up a hermit? (Programmers of my generation at least talk about "Obiwan errors" because his name sounds like "off-by-one".)

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

It clearly says 1

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

Plot twist, neither cared about the table number

One went to the first table produced, the other to the first table placed

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

What more can I say

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

No, NO! She said the FIRST table. Not table ONE. Why are women like this???? /s

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