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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not as annoying as all these people being sent over from number 302.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in

[–] abrahambelch@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot...

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You rang?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

HWAT??

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Room 418 seems like a nice place to sit for a quick soothing break

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

As long as you don't ask for coffee.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

That's my room.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You should see the sign they put up in front of your lower numbered neighbor... oh wait you can't because you're not allowed.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If this were Skyrim, I would have murdered you by now without setting a save first

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I read that in sheogorath's voice and it was a treat.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At least they are not a tee pot

[–] StorageAware@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago

At least it's not number 500

[–] Looboer@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cat

Dog

Pizza

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

404 prankster not found