Are we seriously contriving an awkwardly constructed conversation just so we can call our hypothetical wife fat?
This would be a disappointing attempt at humor if it were posted on facebook, surely we can do better
Wife bad
Boomer meme
You get that one from Facebook, grampa?
I see the husband has chosen death.
How do clothes help starving people?
That depends on the clothes.
Its just a way to get rid of valueless crap and get to feel you're "helping"
I guess you can cover their mouth with them
/S
Lame tbh.
Peg: "Al, does this dress make me look fat?"
Al: "No Peg, it's the fat that makes you look fat."
Peg: "Oh Al, let's fuck like wild animals!"
Al: "Ah jeez, Peg, I just got home from work, haven't I suffered enough?"
I thought this was funny because the “husband wolf” loves his shitty, lame joke so much, and the “wife wolf” looks exasperated with him. Fatphobia and sexism don’t even need be part of the equation. It’s okay to laugh!
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