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Baldur's Gate 3 characters were super-horny due to a bug, Larian admit
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can they release a bugfix for real life too?
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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I've always wanted to fuck a bear
*Hexbear, watch out
Oh my god. I literally just made that connection. The druid guy is a bear in EVERY aspect.
Halsin is a muscle-bear, which is a bear, but not the default bear.
I don't think bg3 had the right body types for traditional bear
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The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.
Different strokes for different folks, I let her have her brutal wicked way with me.
My dude is a Drow so we're into that 👀👀
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Its like highschool all over again
Which part, the green lizard lady or the cute cleric girl? I mean, I know Australia has some gnarly wildlife but didn't think it was part of the dating pool
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Just like irl tbh
Somewhere at Larian code review: "Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn't control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it... Oh. Ooooh..."
I can't unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don't try.
Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn't like him like that. He's a good friend but I really wish I could say, "I'd die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don't like you like that." Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae'zel are the ones I'm lookin for.
Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.
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I read the screen in the background on the left as saying "we (no longer) thrust" at first and was like "that's really on the nose."
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Spoilers ahead, be warned!
The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.
I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.
That's how I would discribe losing my virginity. Minus the tentacle sex part.
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Subconsciously maybe? 😂
Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all
"I've been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine"
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and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me
He's a good boy, not a naughty one.
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However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen... nope this feels wrong, sorry all
due to a bug
*a worm
A tadpole, if you will
I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae'zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.
However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn't take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I've heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I've been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I'm at the end of Act 3 now and they've not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.
EDIT: clearer wording.
Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like "it fizzled" and why my boy wyll won't pound my demon receptacle? Because that's a little upsetting
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Lae'zel was just like,
"You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now."
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My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.
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And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.
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60 hours from now, just before the final battle
Oh you sweet summer child..
Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?
Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.
Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.
Same here! The look on Wyll's face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage..
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I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the "role" playing aspect.
I don't think I've ever done anything beside "good" and "bad".
This must have been the only bug I didn't have. Only Lae'zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll's also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it's just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.
Everyone else? It's like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻♂️
In my case that moment was made somewhat more awkward by a bug causing his camp clothes to disappear so that he was just dancing around naked 😳 😂
On the plus side, it made me laugh out loud when Wyll suddenly appeared naked and doing a somewhat goofy walk in the background while one of the other characters was telling me something serious 😅
The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he's really into bright orange dragonborn.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
I never even got him in my party.... why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?
Aw you are missing out, he's the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.
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It's good to know I wasn't imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck
Gamers be liek: "It's not a bug, it's a cool feature!"
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