Melbourne
This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.
The focus of our discussions is based around things that affect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.
Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)
Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)
I love the nighttime Mildura coach... Ever so slightly creepy photo I took on our rest stop in Donald
Alt image thingy: a kinda slightly creepy photo taken at 2am of desserted roads in Donald
I fucking love this community. I'd rather drink my own piss than drink instant. Very good sir/madam. We are all very excepting here. Take my upvote.🔝
Someone should print that on a tshirt and put it in a souvenir shop. I'm also surprised license plates haven't changed to "victoria - the coffee capital" I'm fine with instant when real coffee isn't available.
Morning Aussies, greetings from America 🦅
Hope you guys aren't doing too bad, wish I could help you all immigrate here or something
Which America?
Good America (Canada)
Or okay America (USA)
I've lived back and forth between both actually
Grateful I've never had to step foot in worst America though
Mississippi?
I'm from Canada but been here like 20 years.
Love giving it to the yanks 😁
Love you guys overall....just not the maga crowd
They're either from AL or FL.
So a cooked cunt
Not a chance. I refuse ABSOLUTELY to eat grits. And your mob have the nerve to complain about Vegemite.
I refuse to eat grits too. I have no idea what they actually are, but they sound dreadful 🤣
The nearest equivalent we have is steel cut oats. I understand grits is a kind of porridge, only corn not oats. Should be banned under every possible convention, including the nuclear arms one.
Today on Melbourne roads:
- Bicycle rider jumping a speed bump on the wrong side of the road nearly hit us.
- Doing 105 on the Calder overtaking a bunch of cars doing 90. SUV towing a caravan cuts me off and proceeds to fish tail and nearly lost control a few times.
- Tonight also on the Calder. Absolutely pissing down so most of us were cruising at 80kmh. Except for that muppet who decided that he could fly past at maybe 120.
- Doing 80 on a very quiet rural road of some sort. No idea what I did wrong but a bird somehow managed to land a massive shit on our windshield. Of all the places and time they could've shitted, it had to be on us driving past under the tree.