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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You don't need to be a vampire

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

How does that work? Like, do you murmur a ring tone first?

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.

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