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me_irl
(lemmy.world)
Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.
You don't need to be a vampire
How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.
I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.
How does that work? Like, do you murmur a ring tone first?
No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.
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