Out of Context DnD

For those times when you say something during a TTRPG session, and think "wow, I shouldn't say that in real life..."

Rules:

1. Be civil. Comments should at least attempt to further conversation.
2. All post titles should be an out of context quote
3. Quotes should be at least one sentence.
4. For especially long quotes, (or quotes containing multiple speakers) use the body of the post after the first line.
5. Context may be provided in the comments, but is not necessary; Feel free to leave us guessing!
6. Posts from any TTRPG games are acceptable; Despite the title, this isn't specifically reserved for DnD.
7. No bots, spam or self-promotion
8. Meta posts that are not direct quotes are fine, but should be tagged accordingly with [META]