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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is an investor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

loses a months wages

Guess that means no Genshin Impact bikini variant figurine for Anon until until his mom gets it for his Christmas present

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Sounds like he's more of a month trader

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've seen this one. Classic!