What would make a dildo "industrial strength"? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

"Adult size diapers (extra thick)"

"Sheep pleasuring kit"

"Vampire grooming kit"

"Fake muscles (pump included)"

"My Little Pony Sex Doll"

"Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)"

I've heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.

Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.

The most descret packaging

Black & Decker dildos

Does he really like to do that? Or does he just like to photoshop pictures of boxes on porches and pretend that he does.