If you walk into a bar and the bartender takes a shot of tequila with you, you’d both be fine.
If the bartender takes a shot of tequila with everyone who enters the bar, every visitor would be fine and the bartender would be dead.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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Other than that, this is exactly why they dont stay around. Its all about the doses and how much you get over time
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It’s to do with exposure, the doctor does it all day, you get a couple in your lifetime.
I've had about 16 lifetimes then...
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