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[-] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Supposedly, if you put a slice of bologna on a regular, painted car panel overnight, it will peel the paint off with it. I don't know if that's true or not. The cyber truck doesn't have paint so it's irrelevant, but that's the one automotive bologna anecdote that I know of.

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can assure you that this won't work on any modern automotive paint.... well, maybe if Tesla comes up with paint next year it will start working.

Modern automotive paints are basically several layers of rather resistant plastic / metal flakes bonded to the metal body of the car, protected by several layers of different plastic (clear coat), no bologna will hurt them.

If you ever had to strip any modern 2K paint off of anything, you know what I'm talking about. Luckily, we live in the digital age and you don't have to believe me, so here's some random guy I have never seen before today testing the bologna myth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEOW_JYwPbA

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

That sounds like a bunch of baloney.

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Who knew bologna could be so useful!😂

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

That's just extra flavor!

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Wow what an awful site. I guess I'm just not gonna be able to read the article.

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

... and they want people to sign up to read this drivel? I wasted my time reading that, and as a slow reader, I am mad and want my time back. I feel more stupid now than I did before I read that.

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It reads like it was written by a highschooler or AI.

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I approve of this message. schmack

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Get this guy a sandwich, immediately!

[-] whygohomie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Less truck vibes. More nonfunctional griddle on wheels vibes.

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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