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Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels (ground.news)

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, you're whipped to death a cat o' nine tails made of cooked spaghetti

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Half cooked spaghetti would be more durable and effective.

[-] Samwizegamgi42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Al dente’s inferno

[-] isame@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You got a genuine chuckle out of me. Life's been a bit unkind lately, so thank you.

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