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is this employee in the room with us right now? (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 167 points 4 months ago

Why not replace the CEO with an LLM? Their work isn't always perfect, but they are polite and don't talk shit on socials. They're cheaper than a human CEO too,, aside from being thirsty lil devils.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 months ago

The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

- As a CEO language model, I don't have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions and prepare the necessary legal forms to make the company fully employee owned.

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