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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP (web.archive.org)
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Finally i'm gonna be able to contribute!

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 week ago

Good thing that this isn't actually possible...

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 91 points 1 week ago

Don't tempt fate. There are already two kernels written in javascript

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 56 points 1 week ago

Why would God allow this to happen?

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

[-] Barbossa404@feddit.de 28 points 1 week ago

Why do you think God stays in heaven, in fear of what He created?

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000 I just want to point out that this is a reference to a quote from a movie.
The same movie stars Danny Trejo as Machete.
This movie is Spy Kids 2.

[-] theRealBassist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000

Haven't seen that referenced in a hot minute lol

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

God is dead

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We killed Him

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