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Old timers know (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will pry ftp from my cold dead hands.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you use sftp instead? Pwease? 🥺

[–] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Who can afford the performance hit?

My production server running Win XP Home has to have the firewall off just to make all the super secret company internal networks work. SFTP would cripple us!

/s, except about the performance hit being stupidly unacceptable in 2024.