Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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Old timers know (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will pry ftp from my cold dead hands.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you use sftp instead? Pwease? 🥺

[–] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Who can afford the performance hit?

My production server running Win XP Home has to have the firewall off just to make all the super secret company internal networks work. SFTP would cripple us!

/s, except about the performance hit being stupidly unacceptable in 2024.