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If you wanna cut the circulation off to your wang, just hold it tighter. That way you can just let go and not need to go to the hospital.
I’m already holding a sandwich and a drink. Are you expecting me to put one down to hold my wang?
Silicone is easy enough to remove.
Instructions unclear: Hand silicone caulked to my cock.
Try saying "caulked cock" 5 times fast
"Caulked cock five times fast."
Easy.
Coldcock
Come on. No one could do that
better than yo mama!
Oh snap 😨
They make rubber rings for this for people with ED. You don't have to cause yourself injury.
Some people involve more than their hand in their sexual activities.
What do you mean? Like, they use both hands?