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More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Conservatives would literally murder him if he were to come back. A brown-skinned wokist telling people to love each other would not be popular

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure I'd like the actual guy, either. The stories we have are the result of several decades of embellishment before eventually being written down. Some no doubt make him look better than the actual story, and others are just made up entirely.

From what we do know about him, he was a weird apocalyptic peasant preacher. He probably was executed for exactly what he was accused of before the Romans: trying to make himself the king of the Jews by leading an overthrow of the Romans. People like that aren't healthy people to be around; see your modern apocalyptic cult leader for details.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

Yeah I doubt the historical Jesus (or Jesuses – apparently there may have been more than one) was nearly as nice as the Bible makes him out to be.