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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.

[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The kind of kink that awakens from my son talking like Fat Albert in a dress is beyond my imagination. The world is truly vast

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

The amount of sons in dresses I’m propositioned by on the regular makes me wonder my corner of the world is hoarding all the vast