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this better not awaken anything in me
Search your feelings, you know what your heart wants, Pangolin boobies.
Y'know, I was okay when it was just the elephant, like, of course, she's an elephant.
But the goddamn Pangolin having better tits than me? That's a line too far.
Be glad with the tits you have, there are sad trans who would be glad to have your tits.
Also the pangolin is being made extinct because Chinese women want help lactating, I guess because they saw pangolin titties and thought that consuming the scales of a big tittied animal would help for some reason.
I am the sad trans who wants the pangolins tits!
Though not at the cost of their entire species. We'll see where hormones can get me.
There should be a trans donor list where MtF and FtM can swap parts. I don't know how medically possible that is, but medicine never got anywhere not trying stuff.
Anti-rejection drugs are a hell of a drug
It honestly would probably take anti-rejection drugs and stem cell impregnated strategically scaffolded tissue from a highly compatible donor with a cocktail of other drugs. The process would be horrendously expensive with a high rate of complications, but the plus side would be endogenous hormone production and natural function should it be a complete success.
Some sort of crazy unpleasant gene therapy derrived from a parent or sibling over years would probably be more viable sooner, but time will tell on that.
Why in the god's green earth would you show me that? Now I can't stop fapping to it.