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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Anon’s grandfather should know there’s a human at the other end of all internet interactions and they deserve some respect too.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 years ago

This is a pretty common style of humor among older people IRL, I feel like? The problem isn't that he isn't thinking of them as people, the problem is that since they can't see him laugh at their reaction they never get let in on the joke, which is an important part of the difference between joking and trolling.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh, sounds like he is just doing some harmless trolling, I dont think that's disrespectful. Basically the internet equivalent of a prank

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, this sounds like Ken M style pranking. Just playing the fool for some laughs. No one gets hurt, and some people might get a fun story out of it. This is what pranks are supposed to be.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thank you! I don't think I'd seen all of those. This one has always been my fave:

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thanks for sharing that, i've never seen that one! Ken M is a gem lol

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Absolutely! He's just got this special sort of naivety that I find hilarious.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is he still active?

This is one of the best I've seen so far.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen anything new in years. This one has to be at least a good 5 to 10 years old, as I think it may have been among the first I'd ever seen.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No one gets hurt

Depending on what was said, misinformation can absolutely cause harm, either directly or indirectly.

[–] beardown@lemm.ee -2 points 2 years ago

Hall monitors are the most unlikable people on earth

[–] Skepticpunk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Thanks, /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah. Being an asshole is easy.

The first troll didn't know the term troll. It's not a unique idea.

Trolling to get a rise out of upsetting people has been linked to mental illness.

Some trolls are just shit communicators and are too stupid to recognize the wake of their discourse. Gramps doesn't appear to be one of those.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The internet could be so much nicer if we all just treated people the way we wanted to be treated.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

except I like being trolled too. not everyone thinks the same

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some people like having their nuts stepped on but I'm not doing that to everyone I meet.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So maybe it's less about treating people they way you want to be treated, and more about treating people they way they want to be treated?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe I could get them to fill out an engagement survey.

I should check with my focus group.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funny, but don't you think it's worth making the distinction?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know, what is the answer that you would want?

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I think it's important to consider other people's perspectives. What about you, would you agree?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t want to force my answer on anyone that hasn’t filled out my engagement survey yet.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sharing your opinion isn't the same as "forcing your answer." You can't expect other people to treat you the way you want to be treated if you aren't willing to engage in open conversation.

And if this is just a weak attempt at trolling, I'd suggest spending some time on 4chan. They could teach you a thing or two...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m just trying to have a friendly conversation with you, there’s absolutely no need to be throwing baseless accusations my way.

It’s behavior like this that is making the internet a hostile place.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did I do something to offend you?

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not at all. I hope something good happens to you today.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thanks.

I was just checking because you came across as very condescending even though I tried to defuse the situation with some light humor.

I guess I was misreading it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I saw what you were doing and appreciated it.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That was humor? Must have gone over my head, I thought you were being serious.

I knew I should have workshopped that some more, thank you for your feedback.

[–] Yummers@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Clent@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Are you assuming my emotional reaction to any of this?

Sounds like you've got a case of the stupids.