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I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.
You're first... smacks lips
You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm
It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.
Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket