Greentext

4402 readers

740 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

617

Anon reinvents something dark (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

45 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: prisoners/slaves will eat animal kibble if you make it the only thing they are allowed to eat.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Colonists too. Just good luck keeping their mood up afterwards.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah nah. Kibble is for people whose minds I want to break.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I usually use corpses for that and save my kibble for the animals over winter.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Corpses are inefficient if you don't butcher and process them

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

True, but its all about the aesthetics of eating your rotting friend because they had the audacity to raid my colony.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I usually go for processesing them into kibble route while the non-cannabal friendly colonists take a walk to the next colony over. If you cross me then my ducks will feast on your pulped and dried flesh. Thems the rules.