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[-] drislands@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Jesus. What a shit heel, trying to enlist people during graduation. The fucking audacity.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Wait until you hear about those flyovers for the Superb Owl.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It was many times, too, interspersed throughout the speech. Also joked that anyone's parents in the audience would also be welcome. It just kept going.

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