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[-] Melkath@kbin.social 12 points 5 months ago

And in California bees are fish.

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In Catholicism beavers are fish.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 17 points 5 months ago

And in absurdism, beavers are bees.

[-] tarsn@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Both are busy, the logic checks out

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I've encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Ma'am, I've told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals

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