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[–] suction@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I like this N.J. way to talk to doctors: “don’t worry about it”, “it is what it is”, “who’s asking?”

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Johnny Tightlips:

Fat Tony: Johnny, how's your mother?

JT: Who says I have a mother?

Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya? JT: I ain't saying nothin' But, what do I tell the doctor? JT: Tell him to suck a lemon.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

“What consistency is your stool lately?”

OWWWW!!