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submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/gaming@lemmy.world

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (5 children)

More like level 3 bandits appearing out of the woods and smugly threatening to mug me when I have armor made by a dwarven hellsmith and am holding the sword of Dragon Agony.

The bandit looks at me and thinks “Yeah. This guy is going to get it.” as he brings up his rusty shiv.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Another stupid form of this is when they level up with you. The bandits sudddenly have armor made of daedra foreskins wielding flaming dragon bone swords and are level 9 gazillion.

Both ruin the immersion but it's easier for me to justify bandits being fucked in the head than it is justifying them having turbo rare shit all of a sudden.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Besides, I ain't givin' it to him. I'm buyin' somethin' for my money. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

PUMPKIN What?

JULES Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damnit, I can't find the bandit greentext. Think I've got it saved at home.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bandit Green text?

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Took way too long to find this.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thanks!

Edit: I kinda feel sorry for all the bandits, townspeople, and guards that I massacred in Morrowind, and Skyrim now.

Edit 2: Shoulda flown to Morrowind! Fucking roflmao

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Citizen.

[–] WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Unless it's one on the games where they level with you. Starting area bandits are now wearing crystal armor worth more than all the items in town

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Never should've come here