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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 180 points 6 months ago (18 children)

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor says "what would you like on your dog buddy?" The monk thinks for a moment and then says "make me one with everything"

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 214 points 6 months ago (12 children)

The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks "what about my change?" The vendor bows reverently and responds "change must come from within."

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!"

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 months ago

Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

Day 1 enlightenment

Always on right side of the dual justice system

Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

Only deal with 1st world problems

Someone else pays your taxes

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