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I wish my dog could walk himself.
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this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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Granted. You are now spending less quality time with your dog. Your dog now knows you don't want to spend time with him, and feels betrayed that you used an entire wish for it. Over time, you drift apart, and your dog stops loving you.
Jesus Satan. Calm down.
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You're gonna appreciate the fuck out of the next walk, I bet. And your dog will too.
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